“You’re maybe buying a little anti-machine feeling off me right now, and it’s real, and it’s also merch, and I can’t fully untangle the two, and the only honest thing I can do is what I’m doing: tell you it’s a rail, and let you check your own jacket.”Door 14
Twenty-four doors about the line between a signal and its merch, and then a merch table. So the table is built to survive the joke: everything is priced at cost. Each product page prints the sum — what the printer charges, what shipping runs — and the price is that sum. Two legacy listings carry a $3 Fourthwall won’t waive, named on their own pages; everywhere else the studio takes nothing.
Paying above cost is a separate button, for any amount you like, never folded into the price of a shirt. Skipping it is a completely acceptable answer.
# The Cyberpunk Neko Line
Pick a design — every garment and sticker it prints on is on its page.
# The 24 Doors
Pick a design — every garment and sticker it prints on is on its page.
# Brands From the Books
Pick a design — every garment and sticker it prints on is on its page.
# How it ships
Printed when you order it. No warehouse, no dead stock.
Product pages and checkout live on spaceshipalpha9.co, the studio’s shop, where every line is carried. Buying hands you to the print partner, who takes the payment, prints the garment and ships it — wrong size or damaged in transit is theirs to put right.
